"Since birth,
I have been
defined
by numbers:
inches,
feet,
pounds,
grades,
percentages.
Does it ever
stop?"
Michelle K., Numbers.  (via perfect)

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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iamelliebusch:

ovaries before brovaries

uteruses before duderuses

foods before dudes

fries before guys

macaroni over matrimony

altcrit:

Mainsplaining(reshared from The Bold Italic)By Jessica Saia, photos by Tom KubikStyled by Heather Sanksy. Modeled by Kate Conneely and Chase Martinez.
It’s a tale as old as time: boy meets girl, they go to a bar, one suggests a game of pool, and the guy does that awesome “wrap around from behind” move to sexy-explain how to hold the stick right. It’s classic! And if Patrick Swayze taught us anything, it’s that the way to a woman’s heart is to do that from-behind-head-to-toe-grind thing, even if it means never finishing a mug. (Vase? Plate? Who even knows what she was making– barely anything before a manly ghost came along to help.)
Like I always say, nothing pairs better with condescending “lessons” than a hearty serving of full-body touching. But guys, don’t restrict yourself to just billiards and pottery; every day is filled with opportunities to firmly press your boner into someone else’s butt cheek! To illustrate just how welcomed and sensuous the experience can be for a woman, look at all these wonderful examples of physical mansplaining in daily life. Note her face! That is the face of aroused gratitude and definitely not the face of someone who is irritated to the verge of physical violence.
altcrit:

Mainsplaining(reshared from The Bold Italic)By Jessica Saia, photos by Tom KubikStyled by Heather Sanksy. Modeled by Kate Conneely and Chase Martinez.
It’s a tale as old as time: boy meets girl, they go to a bar, one suggests a game of pool, and the guy does that awesome “wrap around from behind” move to sexy-explain how to hold the stick right. It’s classic! And if Patrick Swayze taught us anything, it’s that the way to a woman’s heart is to do that from-behind-head-to-toe-grind thing, even if it means never finishing a mug. (Vase? Plate? Who even knows what she was making– barely anything before a manly ghost came along to help.)
Like I always say, nothing pairs better with condescending “lessons” than a hearty serving of full-body touching. But guys, don’t restrict yourself to just billiards and pottery; every day is filled with opportunities to firmly press your boner into someone else’s butt cheek! To illustrate just how welcomed and sensuous the experience can be for a woman, look at all these wonderful examples of physical mansplaining in daily life. Note her face! That is the face of aroused gratitude and definitely not the face of someone who is irritated to the verge of physical violence.
altcrit:

Mainsplaining(reshared from The Bold Italic)By Jessica Saia, photos by Tom KubikStyled by Heather Sanksy. Modeled by Kate Conneely and Chase Martinez.
It’s a tale as old as time: boy meets girl, they go to a bar, one suggests a game of pool, and the guy does that awesome “wrap around from behind” move to sexy-explain how to hold the stick right. It’s classic! And if Patrick Swayze taught us anything, it’s that the way to a woman’s heart is to do that from-behind-head-to-toe-grind thing, even if it means never finishing a mug. (Vase? Plate? Who even knows what she was making– barely anything before a manly ghost came along to help.)
Like I always say, nothing pairs better with condescending “lessons” than a hearty serving of full-body touching. But guys, don’t restrict yourself to just billiards and pottery; every day is filled with opportunities to firmly press your boner into someone else’s butt cheek! To illustrate just how welcomed and sensuous the experience can be for a woman, look at all these wonderful examples of physical mansplaining in daily life. Note her face! That is the face of aroused gratitude and definitely not the face of someone who is irritated to the verge of physical violence.
altcrit:

Mainsplaining(reshared from The Bold Italic)By Jessica Saia, photos by Tom KubikStyled by Heather Sanksy. Modeled by Kate Conneely and Chase Martinez.
It’s a tale as old as time: boy meets girl, they go to a bar, one suggests a game of pool, and the guy does that awesome “wrap around from behind” move to sexy-explain how to hold the stick right. It’s classic! And if Patrick Swayze taught us anything, it’s that the way to a woman’s heart is to do that from-behind-head-to-toe-grind thing, even if it means never finishing a mug. (Vase? Plate? Who even knows what she was making– barely anything before a manly ghost came along to help.)
Like I always say, nothing pairs better with condescending “lessons” than a hearty serving of full-body touching. But guys, don’t restrict yourself to just billiards and pottery; every day is filled with opportunities to firmly press your boner into someone else’s butt cheek! To illustrate just how welcomed and sensuous the experience can be for a woman, look at all these wonderful examples of physical mansplaining in daily life. Note her face! That is the face of aroused gratitude and definitely not the face of someone who is irritated to the verge of physical violence.
altcrit:

Mainsplaining(reshared from The Bold Italic)By Jessica Saia, photos by Tom KubikStyled by Heather Sanksy. Modeled by Kate Conneely and Chase Martinez.
It’s a tale as old as time: boy meets girl, they go to a bar, one suggests a game of pool, and the guy does that awesome “wrap around from behind” move to sexy-explain how to hold the stick right. It’s classic! And if Patrick Swayze taught us anything, it’s that the way to a woman’s heart is to do that from-behind-head-to-toe-grind thing, even if it means never finishing a mug. (Vase? Plate? Who even knows what she was making– barely anything before a manly ghost came along to help.)
Like I always say, nothing pairs better with condescending “lessons” than a hearty serving of full-body touching. But guys, don’t restrict yourself to just billiards and pottery; every day is filled with opportunities to firmly press your boner into someone else’s butt cheek! To illustrate just how welcomed and sensuous the experience can be for a woman, look at all these wonderful examples of physical mansplaining in daily life. Note her face! That is the face of aroused gratitude and definitely not the face of someone who is irritated to the verge of physical violence.
altcrit:

Mainsplaining(reshared from The Bold Italic)By Jessica Saia, photos by Tom KubikStyled by Heather Sanksy. Modeled by Kate Conneely and Chase Martinez.
It’s a tale as old as time: boy meets girl, they go to a bar, one suggests a game of pool, and the guy does that awesome “wrap around from behind” move to sexy-explain how to hold the stick right. It’s classic! And if Patrick Swayze taught us anything, it’s that the way to a woman’s heart is to do that from-behind-head-to-toe-grind thing, even if it means never finishing a mug. (Vase? Plate? Who even knows what she was making– barely anything before a manly ghost came along to help.)
Like I always say, nothing pairs better with condescending “lessons” than a hearty serving of full-body touching. But guys, don’t restrict yourself to just billiards and pottery; every day is filled with opportunities to firmly press your boner into someone else’s butt cheek! To illustrate just how welcomed and sensuous the experience can be for a woman, look at all these wonderful examples of physical mansplaining in daily life. Note her face! That is the face of aroused gratitude and definitely not the face of someone who is irritated to the verge of physical violence.
altcrit:

Mainsplaining(reshared from The Bold Italic)By Jessica Saia, photos by Tom KubikStyled by Heather Sanksy. Modeled by Kate Conneely and Chase Martinez.
It’s a tale as old as time: boy meets girl, they go to a bar, one suggests a game of pool, and the guy does that awesome “wrap around from behind” move to sexy-explain how to hold the stick right. It’s classic! And if Patrick Swayze taught us anything, it’s that the way to a woman’s heart is to do that from-behind-head-to-toe-grind thing, even if it means never finishing a mug. (Vase? Plate? Who even knows what she was making– barely anything before a manly ghost came along to help.)
Like I always say, nothing pairs better with condescending “lessons” than a hearty serving of full-body touching. But guys, don’t restrict yourself to just billiards and pottery; every day is filled with opportunities to firmly press your boner into someone else’s butt cheek! To illustrate just how welcomed and sensuous the experience can be for a woman, look at all these wonderful examples of physical mansplaining in daily life. Note her face! That is the face of aroused gratitude and definitely not the face of someone who is irritated to the verge of physical violence.

altcrit:

Mainsplaining
(reshared from The Bold Italic)
By Jessica Saia, photos by Tom Kubik
Styled by Heather Sanksy. Modeled by Kate Conneely and Chase Martinez.

It’s a tale as old as time: boy meets girl, they go to a bar, one suggests a game of pool, and the guy does that awesome “wrap around from behind” move to sexy-explain how to hold the stick right. It’s classic! And if Patrick Swayze taught us anything, it’s that the way to a woman’s heart is to do that from-behind-head-to-toe-grind thing, even if it means never finishing a mug. (Vase? Plate? Who even knows what she was making– barely anything before a manly ghost came along to help.)

Like I always say, nothing pairs better with condescending “lessons” than a hearty serving of full-body touching. But guys, don’t restrict yourself to just billiards and pottery; every day is filled with opportunities to firmly press your boner into someone else’s butt cheek! To illustrate just how welcomed and sensuous the experience can be for a woman, look at all these wonderful examples of physical mansplaining in daily life. Note her face! That is the face of aroused gratitude and definitely not the face of someone who is irritated to the verge of physical violence.

"Ever notice how, when we’re kids,
they call us boys and girls.
And there’s no wiggle room in titles like that.
And maybe it feels a little suffocating,
and maybe it feels right.
But I grew up, found my curves and my voice—
hair in the places we’re not allowed to talk about.
And all I hear about are, even now, all these men
and girls.
Girls.
Like while they were busy growing up,
I got stuck in this prepubescent wet dream,
where boys with hungry hands run fingers
down my hairless thighs
and leave humid breaths at the seam of my neck.
See,
I noticed men have this way
of using infantile language like love poems.
You’re his “girl”—
You’re always gonna be his “girl”
He rattles it off like the sweetest kind of promise,
and dresses you up in your best doll clothes,
and this is what you’ve got.
This is what you’re given.
Ladies! How many of your fathers ever told you
you would always be Daddy’s Little Girl,
even after you were paying your own mortgage?
And exactly how many eight year old boys
have watched fathers go off to work,
go off to war,
to get told they’re man of the house, now.
Even though they’ve got two older sisters,
with high school diplomas,
even though they’ve got a mother
with hands made of the same kind of marble
they build monuments out of—
but no.
That little boy, can’t even reach over the counter,
that little boy, he’s a man, now.
I don’t know how many years I’m expected
to stave off the rougher parts of womanhood.
I gotta buff out my wrinkles,
I gotta paint on my face.
They don’t get to see all of the things that make me.
See, I’ve got these beautiful stretch marks
that break like creamy tributaries
over my thighs.
So I wanna know, what makes me girl
and what makes me woman?
And how come I’m not the one
who gets to decide?"
Girl, by Ashe Vernon (via latenightcornerstore)

Hi this is me dying bc registration anxiety is a thing hlp I don’t want to take upper division class but like too many highschool credits transferred but wait I didn’t actually learn anything in hs

yourblowjobprincess:

Dani Daniels, The Whore of Wall Street
Now that’s how you conduct business — Princess style!

yourblowjobprincess:

Dani Daniels, The Whore of Wall Street

Now that’s how you conduct business — Princess style!

"I forgave everybody, I gave up, I got drunk."
— Jack Kerouac, On the Road (via stxxz)